Here's the brave part, contact me.

I know that some people get writer's block looking at a blank email to a stranger - I've stared at enough of my own on my computer.

Let me offer a suggestion, just send one. 

Here's a simple start:
Hi Eric, I was looking at your website and was wondering if I could set up an appointment with you.  I've been ____(homicidal)____ with ____(my lovely children)_____ and would like to ______(find a way to sell them to medical science)__________.  

Thanks, (your name)